A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man = Civil Suit
Source: WTAE•TV4 Pittsburgh
This gives new meaning to the phrase: "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman." While I can go along with getting even to a point, this is way over the top, not to mention inhumane.
Ken Slaby was devastated when Gail O'Toole broke off there relationship, so naturally he was happy when she called to rekindle their friendship and offered to pick him up—you'll understand why she picked him up below—she later told him she planned these acts since their break up.
But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.
Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.
Then came the nail polish.
Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.
When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.
He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.
When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have."
Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.
Then came the nail polish.
Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.
When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.
He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.
When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have."
Apparently she must have thrown him out naked. Just to see a naked man walking with little baby steps down the highway would be shock enough, but on ..er closer inspection seeing his privates splayed over his body in a permanent but un-natural state would have to be horrifying. I can't begin to imagine the emotional state of the victim.
The hospital had little results with solvents and ended up having to peel the glue off. OUCH! The pain and humiliation is bad enough, and this poor soul may have nightmares for a long time.
And get this stupid remark by the defence attorney.
O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple — acts that he agreed to — incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.
Routine?! Acts he agreed to?! Should stay in the bedroom?! I know what kind of answer I would get if I asked if I could do all (or any) of these things to my lover. It's just not going to happen with any couple no matter how kinky they are. And would O'toole's attorney say what happened with the Bobbits should have stayed in the bedroom?
Now after the news and local TV reports he will undoubtedly get sympathy as well as testosterone laden jibs from friends and acquaintances. The ten man and two woman jury is expected to reach a decision today.